KEY LIME PIE

Florida! The Sunshine State! Home to delicious key lime trees galore, but very few cows! Back in the day when refrigeration was just a chilly, beautiful dream, this imbalance made for an interesting dichotomy! Without a ready bovine population, the only available milk came condensed in a can! Horrors! But instead of crying over a lack of milk to spill, Floridians looked on the bright side (hur hur) and invented a pie that uses both canned milk and key limes! It's tart and creamy! It's...well, it's just delicious! This one isn't. It's made of fur.

10 squishy inches (tip to crust) of condensed ingenuity! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!